Trump Admits to Not Being American Citizen

Donald Trump points his finger and makes a face.

Today Donald Trump responded to critics' claims that he was not a natural-born American citizen by Tweeting, "Even though I'm not natural-born, I'm the greatest American ever."

Trump Tires of Protesters, Imprisons Them

President-Elect Donald Trump has started imprisoning protesters and journalists after complaining via Twitter, "These people are anti-American, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were either communists or radical muslims.  Sort it out in prison."

Trump protester going to prison.

Donald Trump is Muslim and Becoming a Woman

This is a picture of Donald Trump

Donald Trump was born into the Muslim Faith, and he is a devout Muslim, but now, in 2015, before the 2016 U.S. Presidential Elections, he is becoming a woman.

Says Ms. Trump, "I feel it's as good a time as any to become a woman, and if a Muslim like Barack Obama can become president, then why can't I?"

Spam: Proposition 8 protest song..."Capable of Monogamy"

Dear Reader,

 

You might know about California's Proposition 8 passing.  You might also know that it specifically targeted Gay people and their pursuit of Gay Happiness and Gay Rights.

 

In protest, I wrote this song.

 

Please sing along with joy!!!!

 

http://pauletteinternational.com/music/gaywedding.mp3

 

I'm gay but I'm capable of monogamy

I want to go public with my love

Some folks are afraid,

but I know they'll be brave

and let me be monogamous in peace.

 

I'm gay

I'm so so gay

and i'm happy

oh so happy gay

cause today's

my wedding day

I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay

 

what if gays are human beings

maybe they should have some rights

some rights, some rights to be happy

hap hap hap hap happily married

 

Love Always,

 

Paulette

Spam: Even More Political Trash

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Spam: Fun Financial Trauma Jingle

Hi,

Here's a kind of jingle

http://pauletteinternational.com/music/cds.mp3

If you want me to stop doing this political crud, tell me i remind you of mark russell.

Love Always,

Paulette

Maiden Voyage

Hi,

I'm Paulette, and I like to get it rong.

Understanding politics is hard, especially when you're me, but for some strange reason I feel the need to write about my confusion.

Today, I didn't really look at the news yet, so I don't know exactly what's going on. But that won't stop me from writing about what's his name, Paulsen and Bernanke and the SEC guy and the FHFA guy who were witnessess in the Senate Finance/Banking commitee two or so days ago.

I guess Paulsen used to head Goldman Sachs, and Bernanke was always a professor professing. I don't know about the SEC guy or the FHFA guy, but they sure seem like such nice people.

Senator Dodd is a Democrat, and I don't know anything about his voting record.

One of the senators seemed smart and cogent. I forget what state he was from.

In summary, they all looked good, but Paulsen sometimes missed the microphone or didn't turn it on.