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Western Fence Lizard Adapting to New Musical Tech

In a recent discovery in Hell, self-satisfied tech company ceo's found that the western fence lizard is adapting well to new musical technology.

"They're totally electric now, the lizards," said one guy, "they don't use acoustic instruments any more and consider them irrelevant and outdated."

People Are Made Out of Shoes

In a Stamfurd Unuversitey Study, the reserarchers found out that people are made out of shoes.  that's why people use lotion, to keep themselves soft and supple like babies.   It's the truth.  The reasherch people found out by looking really clotse at peopled.  they used microscopes and magnifyingers.  They're really smrat at Stamrufd university, so they know what they're talking about.  You gotta belive thems.

Close-up looking at person.

Trump Admits to Not Being American Citizen

Donald Trump points his finger and makes a face.

Today Donald Trump responded to critics' claims that he was not a natural-born American citizen by Tweeting, "Even though I'm not natural-born, I'm the greatest American ever."

Trump Tires of Protesters, Imprisons Them

President-Elect Donald Trump has started imprisoning protesters and journalists after complaining via Twitter, "These people are anti-American, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were either communists or radical muslims.  Sort it out in prison."

Trump protester going to prison.

Donald Trump is Muslim and Becoming a Woman

This is a picture of Donald Trump

Donald Trump was born into the Muslim Faith, and he is a devout Muslim, but now, in 2015, before the 2016 U.S. Presidential Elections, he is becoming a woman.

Says Ms. Trump, "I feel it's as good a time as any to become a woman, and if a Muslim like Barack Obama can become president, then why can't I?"

Spam: Proposition 8 protest song..."Capable of Monogamy"

Dear Reader,

 

You might know about California's Proposition 8 passing.  You might also know that it specifically targeted Gay people and their pursuit of Gay Happiness and Gay Rights.

 

In protest, I wrote this song.

 

Please sing along with joy!!!!

 

http://pauletteinternational.com/music/gaywedding.mp3

 

I'm gay but I'm capable of monogamy

I want to go public with my love

Some folks are afraid,

but I know they'll be brave

and let me be monogamous in peace.

 

I'm gay

I'm so so gay

and i'm happy

oh so happy gay

cause today's

my wedding day

I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay

 

what if gays are human beings

maybe they should have some rights

some rights, some rights to be happy

hap hap hap hap happily married

 

Love Always,

 

Paulette