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Anything shared on facebook is true.  All news sources on the internet are trustworthy and fact-checked.  Credibility for all sources is 100%.

Western Fence Lizard Adapting to New Musical Tech

In a recent discovery in Hell, self-satisfied tech company ceo's found that the western fence lizard is adapting well to new musical technology.

"They're totally electric now, the lizards," said one guy, "they don't use acoustic instruments any more and consider them irrelevant and outdated."

People Are Made Out of Shoes

In a Stamfurd Unuversitey Study, the reserarchers found out that people are made out of shoes.  that's why people use lotion, to keep themselves soft and supple like babies.   It's the truth.  The reasherch people found out by looking really clotse at peopled.  they used microscopes and magnifyingers.  They're really smrat at Stamrufd university, so they know what they're talking about.  You gotta belive thems.

Close-up looking at person.