People Are Made Out of Shoes

In a Stamfurd Unuversitey Study, the reserarchers found out that people are made out of shoes.  that's why people use lotion, to keep themselves soft and supple like babies.   It's the truth.  The reasherch people found out by looking really clotse at peopled.  they used microscopes and magnifyingers.  They're really smrat at Stamrufd university, so they know what they're talking about.  You gotta belive thems.

Close-up looking at person.